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This is the worst thing in the whole wide world.

This is the worst thing in the whole wide world.

Ugh. This is nothing like Step Up 3.

An open letter to the woman that almost hit me while I was riding my bicycle home from work:

I apologize for having the right of way as you were attempting to turn left at a light with no turn signal and without slowing down. I should have realized that you are far more important than I and that though your two ton vehicle could crush me easily in front of the Jersey City courthouse which has many cameras around its perimeter, my bike may have scratched your impeccable paint job of your Toyota. I deserve all the foul language and racial slurs that you lobbed in my direction, as you were clearly offended by the fact that I am able to go a few miles under my own power and not having to pay the exorbitant gas and insurance prices. I have learned my lesson and I promise to join the masses by acquiring a motor vehicle and add to the congestion and pollution of our fair city. Again, I apologize for stealing the few seconds of your time so you can stop for my pathetic excuse of a life. May God have mercy on my soul.

I would never feed these to my cats, but I will cut out the front of the package and frame it.

I would never feed these to my cats, but I will cut out the front of the package and frame it.

This is the part where the zombies pop out.

This is the part where the zombies pop out.

"Waaaaah, it’s too sunny." Fuck you, wuss.

"Waaaaah, it’s too sunny." Fuck you, wuss.

Dusty won’t let me read.

Dusty won’t let me read.

Yeah, screw this. I’m gonna read my comic books OUTSIDE.

Yeah, screw this. I’m gonna read my comic books OUTSIDE.