“I don’t have to pay for petrol and parking every day. I don’t have to shell out for a train ticket. I don’t have spend big on gym membership fees so that I can sit on a stationary bicycle in an air-conditioned office block and watch Oprah as I sweat and pant while some gratuitously toned instructor screams ‘encouragement’ at me. So not only am I better looking than the fat motorists, I’m richer than them too.”—(the benefits of cycling via a really amusing blog on the abc website)
I have to admit, though my legs and calves are rock hard, the rest of me is creamy nougat.