January 2012
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December 2011
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My plans.
Friend: “Yo, you should come over for my New Year’s Eve party!”
Me: “NO. I plan on being on the toilet during the countdown so I can shit on 2011 on it’s way out.”
Friend: “Oh, ok. But you should come by afterwards!”
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I'm drunk and looking at SRAM cranksets on eBay.
Hey bike followers,
Is it pronounced “SERRAM” or “ESS RAM?”
Also, is THULE pronounced “THOOL” or “TOOL” or “TOOLY”?
So this happened today:
I was watching my employee washing the dishes and said, “That sponge has seen better days.” She turned the dilapidated sponge over in her hands. I continued, “It’s just waiting for the sweet, sweet release of death.” She gives me a strange look, to which I retorted, “What? I’m a poet. I speak in metaphors.”
She then scrunches up her nose and says,...
