Fidel Sarcastro ♥'s Cliché Guevara

An open letter to the woman that almost hit me while I was riding my bicycle home from work:

Thu, 02 May 2013 17:45:47 -0400

I apologize for having the right of way as you were attempting to turn left at a light with no turn signal and without slowing down. I should have realized that you are far more important than I and that though your two ton vehicle could crush me easily in front of the Jersey City courthouse which has many cameras around its perimeter, my bike may have scratched your impeccable paint job of your Toyota. I deserve all the foul language and racial slurs that you lobbed in my direction, as you were clearly offended by the fact that I am able to go a few miles under my own power and not having to pay the exorbitant gas and insurance prices. I have learned my lesson and I promise to join the masses by acquiring a motor vehicle and add to the congestion and pollution of our fair city. Again, I apologize for stealing the few seconds of your time so you can stop for my pathetic excuse of a life. May God have mercy on my soul.

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Thu, 25 Apr 2013 18:37:18 -0400

I would never feed these to my cats, but I will cut out the...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 18:40:33 -0400

I would never feed these to my cats, but I will cut out the front of the package and frame it.

This is the part where the zombies pop out.

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 08:15:14 -0400

This is the part where the zombies pop out.

“Waaaaah, it’s too sunny.” Fuck you, wuss.

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 17:32:11 -0400

“Waaaaah, it’s too sunny.” Fuck you, wuss.

Dusty won’t let me read.

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 15:31:33 -0400

Dusty won’t let me read.

Yeah, screw this. I’m gonna read my comic books OUTSIDE.

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 12:03:32 -0400

Yeah, screw this. I’m gonna read my comic books OUTSIDE.

It’s spring. Time to listen to Belle and Sebastian.

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 22:02:07 -0400

It’s spring. Time to listen to Belle and Sebastian.

This scene is the only reason to see Jurassic Park in 3D....

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 22:39:15 -0400

This scene is the only reason to see Jurassic Park in 3D. #jeffgoldblum

I’m watching Jurassic Park… IN THREEEEEEEEEE...

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 21:39:41 -0400

I’m watching Jurassic Park… IN THREEEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Guys, I never post pictures of food, but I just made a stack of...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 14:13:01 -0400

Guys, I never post pictures of food, but I just made a stack of pancakes that looks just like the ones in cartoons.

This person was so worried about someone stealing his bike seat...

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 20:09:16 -0400

This person was so worried about someone stealing his bike seat that he secured it to the bike rack. They don’t care about the rest of the bike, though.

Qui rayonne au-dessus, Rayonne au-d’sus des toits.

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 20:55:45 -0400

Qui rayonne au-dessus, Rayonne au-d’sus des toits.

La lune est libre, je crois.

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 20:50:11 -0400

La lune est libre, je crois.

I’m thinking gnomes.

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 20:54:03 -0400

I’m thinking gnomes.

Tiny house in Tribeca.

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 20:51:58 -0400

Tiny house in Tribeca.

So. This is how we watch movies now.

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 17:19:23 -0400

So. This is how we watch movies now.

To do list.

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 15:38:18 -0400

To do list.

I got board.

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 14:52:10 -0400

I got board.

Like the basilisk in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, I...

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 17:37:18 -0400

Like the basilisk in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, I cannot be looked at directly or you could die.